2. I am thankful for zit cream... because at *nearly* 40, I still have a plenty. Go figure.
3. I am thankful for Qtips. There is no crevice emergency a Qtip cannot solve.
4. I am thankful for chocolate. Without it, I would be moody, irrational, and grumpy. Now I'm just
5. I am thankful for my van. Tho we look like the Von Trash family everywhere we go... I heart the fact that I can drive around in the luxury that a flat bed truck with four rows of park benches offers. I also like the fact that I can stick 4/5ths of the children on the back bench and crank up 80's music and almost not know they are there.
6. I am thankful for paper towels. Without them I might have to pick up dog squeeze with toilet paper, and we all know that's not pretty.
7. I am thankful for January 2nd... even though it means going back to school/work... it means the craziness of the holidays are O.V.E.R. Yes, I'm scrooge. Sue me.
8. I am thankful for hot tubs. No, I don't own one. I just really like them and hope someone sees this post and buys me one. Holding my breath....
9. I am thankful for politics. Without them, we'd have nothing to complain to each other about, and newspapers and Al Gore's internet would be full of fictitious stories and useless information.
10. I am thankful for sarcasm. Without it, I'd have little-to-no personality. And with it, it's marginal at best.
I'll post a less sarcastic Thanksgiving post sometime soon. Promise. If I can find some chocolate....
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